150+ Selfie Captions for Good Selfie Pictures:
2. Selfie Time!
3. My Snaps never bothered me anyway
4. Selfie Sunday!
5. I am who I am, your approval isn't needed.
6. But first, let me take a selfie.
7. Real men don’t take selfies
8. My Selfie never bothered me anyway.
9. Talk to the fist, because the face is pissed!
10. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened!
11. Why so serious?
12. OMG, look at my selfie
13. I woke up like this
14. Posing selfie just for the pic
15. What have i become.
16. Wish you were here
17. Getting my pose on!
18. On my way home, thought I should take a selfie!
19. Happy wala selfie
20. Selfie before work
21. After work selfie
22. After Gym Selfie
23. Selfie queen
24. Selfie King
25. I love Selfies
26. Selfie Mode ON!
27. Holidays at-last
28. My outfit for today
29. Yesterday’s outfit
30. Duck face fail
31. Morning Guys!
32. Best.Selfie.Ever
33. The face is a picture of the mind with the eyes as its interpreter.
34. Keep the Smile On!
35. Peace beings with a smile
36. What do you think of the view?
37. Pizza selfie
38. Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword
39. Chilling like a villain
40. In my real life, I am not like this.
41. I am the man that you always wanted..
42. Strong men Rule the world..!
43. Under Construction..!
44. This is called a selfie.
45. Nothing about me more than me.
46. This is just a sample. More coming soon.
47. Don’t copy my style.
48. Be yourself in every area because others are already taken.
49. This is my first version. I don’t like to explore the second version inside me.
50. Don’t make your shine to be dull in-front of others.
51. I am here to find out Who I am.
52. Never looked so good
53. Girls be like, I love my hair in this pic
54. Funny me
55. When was the last time I was cute?
56. WARNING: You may fall in love with my face
57. ‘Just fit in’ is not my style. I was born to stand out.
58. Toronto for life
59. This is how I look taking a selfie
60. A mask tells us more than a face
61. It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine.
62. Animal selfies are the best selfies
63. A selfie a day keeps the friends away
64. Life is like photography, we develop from negatives
65. A selfie a day, keeps your fb friends away.
66. Oh My God!! How cute I am.
67. I don’t like to take selfie, But when I do, I usually seek others help :).
68. You don’t realize how hard it is to take a selfie, When you are looking ugly.
69. World’s Best selfie ever.
70. Here is my Selfie. Please put this selfie above trees because I am the star.
71. Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me.
72. My passport photo is one of the remarkable photo I have seen. No makeup,No shadow, No effects. Just me.
73. Please keep my selfie today. In future, you should have to pay for one.
74. Takes 1 Selfie and deletes 100 selfies….!
75. I just send my Selfie to NASA because I am a star :).
76. I need a six month holiday, twice a year
77. If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
78. How did I get back to my crib last night
79. we made it, it’s Friday!
80. I read the twilight books
81. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
82. Friday, my second favorite F word
83. Women drivers rev my engine
84. I like coodies
85. Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
86. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
87. What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
88. Thank you for making me feel less alone
89. The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
90. Crossfit? I play real sports
91. A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
92. At dawn, we ride
93. you are enough
94. This seat is taken
95. I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
96. I had fun once, it was horrible
97. survived another “end of the world” scenario
98. Girls be like…
99. stop stop, I’m gunna pee
100. Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
101. Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
102. Is I in trouble?
103. I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”'
104. It never rains during the weekend
105. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
106. Oh, hi there!
107. You’re doing it wrong
108. Smile :)
109. Fresher than you
110. A little birthday party they said, it’ll be fun they said
111. Don’t be like the rest of them, darling
112. Girls be like, no makeup!
113. Posted pic on Instagram, and she didn’t like it
114. I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
115. We all start as strangers
116. funny_IG_caption.
117. I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
118. I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
119. My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
120. girl Ima have to call you back
121. Have a seat, we were expecting you
122. My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look
123. If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
124. What if the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario keeps kidnapping her
125. Invite me to play Candy Crush one more time
126. How do I put this, you’ll never sleep again
127. I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
128. Teacher knows who my crush is, assigns my seat next to her
129. I’m the strong silent typo.
130. Syndrome of a down
131. Weekend, please don’t leave me.
132. Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears
133. Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win.
134. I got back with my Ex…Box 360
135. Volleyball is just a really intense version of “don’t let the ball touch the floor”
136. I’ve finally counted.
137. Leave your lover
138. Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away
139. I hate flying lessons
140. A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
141. OMG that’s so cute
142. I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation
143. Buy an iPhone they said, it comes with a map, they said.
144. I love you this much
145. One does not simply “Let it go”
146. Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced
147. Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence wihtout suggesting other ideas
148. Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute
149. Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
150. Friends with a gang of geeks
151. Guess what I just did
152. Need an ark? I Noah guy.
153. On my way to school :)
154. You’re cute, can I have you?
155. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules
156. If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption
157. Friends marathon on Netflix, YES!
158. Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
159. That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart.
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